The Ledes

Tuesday, September 30, 2014.

Guardian: "Medical officials in the United States announced on Tuesday the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed outside Africa during the latest outbreak, which has killed more than 3,000 people this year. The patient, who has not yet been identified, is being treated in Dallas, Texas. The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) said the patient left Liberia in west Africa on 19 September, but did not develop symptoms until a few days after arriving in the US. He was admitted to the Texas Health Presbyterian hospital in Dallas on Sunday."

Los Angeles Times: "The Securities and Exchange Commission accused two men of insider trading for acting on advance word that hedge fund manager Bill Ackman planned to bet against nutritional products company Herbalife Ltd. It's the latest dramatic turn for the Los Angeles company, which is under federation investigation and has been fighting allegations for nearly two years that it operates an illegal pyramid scheme."

Los Angeles Times: "Bell Gardens[, California,] Mayor Daniel Crespo died Tuesday after he was shot by his wife, Levette, during a domestic situation, Sheriff's Department officials told The Times."

New York Times: "An Oklahoma man was charged Tuesday with first-degree murder in the beheading of a co-worker, but federal officials said they had found no links that tie the man to terrorist organizations, including Islamic extremist groups that have beheaded several Western hostages in the Middle East and North Africa in recent weeks. Alton Nolen, 30, who worked on the production line of a food processing plant in Moore, Okla., remains in the hospital after being shot by the company’s chief operating officer, who is also a reserve deputy sheriff, the authorities said."

New York Times: "Hong Kong’s Beijing-appointed leader on Tuesday called for the pro-democracy demonstrators who have blocked major roads in the city to return home 'immediately,' and he gave no sign that he was prepared to compromise on their demands for more open elections to choose his successor." ...

... The Guardian is liveblogging the protests.

The Wires

The Ledes

Monday, September 29, 2014.

AP: "Militants of the Islamic State group were closing in Monday on a Kurdish area of Syria on the border with Turkey — an advance unhindered so far by U.S.-led coalition airstrikes, including one that struck a grain silo, killing two civilians, according to activists. Islamic State fighters pounded the city of Kobani with mortars and artillery shells, advancing within three miles (five kilometers) of the Kurdish frontier city, according to the Britain-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights and Nawaf Khalil, a Kurdish official."

New York Times: "A wave of protest in Hong Kong further engulfed the city on Monday as thousands of residents defied a government call to abandon street blockades, students boycotted classes and the city’s influential bar association added its condemnation of a police crackdown on protesters."

Los Angeles Times: "Ashraf Ghani was inaugurated Monday as president of Afghanistan, succeeding President Hamid Karzai and marking the first peaceful transition of power in the nation’s history."

Oklahoman: "In a bizarre coincidence, a fired Oklahoma City nursing home employee was arrested Friday after a co-worker reported he threatened to cut her head off. Jacob Mugambi Muriithi, 30, is being held in the Oklahoma County jail on a terrorism complaint. His bail is set at $1 million... She said Muriithi identified himself as a Muslim and said he 'represented ISIS and that ISIS kills Christians,' the detective told a judge in the affidavit. The two had not worked together before."

Public Service Announcement

Washington Post, September 17: "Artificial sweeteners might be triggering higher blood-sugar levels in some people and contributing to the problems they were designed to combat, such as diabetes and obesity, according to new findings published Wednesday in the journal Nature.

New York Times, September 1: "People who avoid carbohydrates and eat more fat, even saturated fat, lose more body fat and have fewer cardiovascular risks than people who follow the low-fat diet that health authorities have favored for decades, a major new study [financed by the N.I.H.] shows."

White House Live Video
September 30

1:00 pm ET: Michelle Obama hosts Cooper-Hewitt National Design Awards luncheon

1:00 pm ET: Josh Earnest's press briefing

1:00 pm ET: Vice President Biden speaks at a luncheon honoring Indian PM Narendra Modi

3:30 pm ET: White House BRAIN conference

If you don't see the livefeed here, go to WhiteHouse.gov/live.

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Gabrielle Bluestone of Gawker: "The first trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's adaptation of Inherent Vice dropped today and, as expected, it's a madcap psychedelic Southern California love song that may or may not feature an appearance by elusive author Thomas Pynchon.... Anderson declined to answer directly in a recent interview with the New York Times, but [actor Josh] Brolin confirmed the notoriously reclusive author will appear in the film, telling the reporter, 'I don't think anybody knew... He came on as the kind of mercurial iconoclast he is. He stayed in the corner.'"

Here's a voiceover Pynchon did in 2009 promoting the novel Inherent Vice:


Whatever Happened to Piers Morgan? Guardian: "Piers Morgan, the former CNN talkshow host, has been appointed editor-at-large of Mail Online’s US operation. The outspoken New York-based British journalist, who parted company with CNN in early September, six months after his primetime talkshow was axed, will write for the Daily Mail’s US website several times a week, according to a Mail Online story published on Tuesday."

CW: You won't likely be hearing from Piers here. I've never found a reason to cite a Daily Mail story.

Los Angeles Times: "George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are married, having said their vows Saturday evening in Venice, Italy." ...

... OR, as the Business Women Media lede reads, "Amal Alamuddin, a 36 year old London-based dual-qualified English barrister and New York litigation attorney who has long been a high-profile figure in international refugee and human rights law has gone against the trend for professional women in her field and married… an actor."

CW: Here's some cheery news. The MacArthur Foundation has named the newest recipients of its "genius" grants. I hope none of them is somebody you personally dislike (thus keeping it cheery). The AP article linked includes a slide show with mini-profiles of each grant recipient.

** CW: The best, most provocative piece of writing in the "news" today is A. O. Scott's piece in the New York Times Magazine on "The Death of Adulthood in American Culture." If you don't watch a lot of TV & never see stupid movies, you will struggle with Scott's exemplary references. You may not accept all of his premises, & I think he falls short on defining "adulthood" (though maybe, like pornography, we're supposed to recognize it when we see it.). ...

... Adam Sternbergh responds in New York.

Jeff Weiss, in the New York Times, profiles comedian Bill Maher, who is in the midst of a schtick aimed to defeat the U.S.'s worst Congressperson. You would be a good idea to read Weiss's piece with A. O. Scott's essay in mind. Maher (& even Weiss, who -- in ticking off "bad things" about Maher -- never mentions Maher's offensive attitudes about women) is a fine example of Scott's thesis.

Guardian: "Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their second child, the royal family said on Monday morning. The announcement was made from Clarence House on Twitter.... The Duchess of Cornwall is suffering from acute morning sickness, as she did with her first pregnancy, and is being treated by doctors at her apartments in Kensington Palace."

Washington Post: "After less than a year at the top of Politico’s masthead, veteran New York Times editor Rick Berke has resigned as the publication’s executive editor.... Friction had been on display in the newsroom almost from the beginning of his tenure. Berke, according to several current and former Politico employees, tried to impose some of the values of the world he came from — where multiple editors might weigh in, demand multiple drafts, and shape bigger, more ambitious stories — on Politico’s fast-moving, reporter-driven newsroom."

 

Jimmy Fallon & Maroon 5 singer & Voice judge Adam Levine stage a "musical impressions-off." This clip, from a show that aired this week (September 2), already has more than 8MM hits:

New York Times: "The jilted lover of President François Hollande of France has written a tell-all book about her days as France’s onetime unofficial first lady and of her version of events that led the couple to separate after the president was exposed as having an affair by a French gossip magazine. The book by Valérie Trierweiler, 49, who separated from Mr. Hollande in January, describes how news of the affair pushed her to the edge. She acknowledges that she 'cracked' and attempted suicide by trying to overdose on sleeping pills when she learned of Mr. Hollande’s affair with an actress, Julie Gayet.... The book drew a barrage of criticism for revealing secrets about the president, whose office embodies the nation and is rarefied like that of a monarch."

Washington Post: "Apple said that its iCloud systems have not been breached Tuesday and that thieves stole celebrity photos from Apple accounts by targeting individuals, rather than by breaking into the company's infrastructure."

Gabrielle Bluestone of Gawker claims she has compiled "everything we know about the alleged celeb nude 'trading ring' & leak." CW: I'll take her word for it, though I should warn you her post does not include any nude pix. My advice: If you wanna be in pictures, but you don't want photos of your naked self published on celebrity Websites, don't upload the pictures onto the Internets. There be hackers. 

... Marisa Guthrie of the Hollywood Reporter interviews Jon Stewart, mostly on the making of his film "Rosewater," which is based on the arrest & incarceration of journalist Maziar Bahari in Iran in 2009.

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The Commentariat -- July 13, 2012

Annie Lowrey of the New York Times: "Despite the recent run of disappointing economic data, a broad range of experts and forecasters expect the economy to improve slightly in coming months, thanks to lower oil prices and new signs of life from sectors like automobiles and housing. Call it a firming up, if not quite a comeback."

"Geithner Tried to Curb Rate-Rigging in 2008." Ben Protess of the New York Times: "When Timothy F. Geithner ran the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, he acknowledged fundamental problems with the process for setting key interest rates in the midst of the 2008 financial crisis.... Mr. Geithner, who is now the United States Treasury secretary, questioned the integrity of the benchmark as reports surfaced that Barclays and other big banks were misrepresenting the rates." ...

... Jia Lynn Yang has the Washington Post story here.

Nikita Stewart of the Washington Post: Washington, D.C. "Mayor Vincent C. Gray's 2010 campaign inaccurately documented at least $100,000 in expenses in records filed with the D.C. Office of Campaign Finance, according to campaign treasurer Betty R. Brown.... Her comments underscore the extent of the legal troubles concerning Gray's official mayoral effort, including guilty pleas from three associates in a federal probe of the campaign.... According to the U.S. Attorney's Office, more than $653,000 was secretly poured into a separate 'shadow campaign' whose spending was never reported."

Somini Sengupta of the New York Times: "Richard O'Dwyer, an enterprising 24-year-old college student from northern England..., started [a Website] that helped visitors find American movies and television shows online. Although the site did not serve up pirated content, American authorities say it provided links to sites that did. The Obama administration is seeking to extradite Mr. O'Dwyer from Britain on criminal charges of copyright infringement. The possible punishment: 10 years in a United States prison." CW: it's okay to help your Hollywood campaign contributors beat pirates, but isn't this too much?

"Perfect Attendance. Ed O'Keefe of the Washington Post: "Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) cast her 5,000th consecutive vote Thursday, earning her the third-longest consecutive-vote streak of any senator in U.S. history. Standing at her desk shortly after 2 p.m., Collins beamed before her name was called on a vote to table a proposal on tax cuts for small businesses.... Not only has her vote streak consecutive, but it accounts for every vote held in the Senate since she joined the chamber in January 1997."

New York Times Editors: "For all its right-wing political muscle, ALEC has long enjoyed tax-exempt status as a nonpartisan charity under section 501(c )(3) of the tax code, which is supposed to bar it from influencing legislation as a substantial part of its activities. And because it is a charity, its donors are allowed to deduct contributions from income taxes.... Marcus Owens, the former chief of the I.R.S. division in charge of tax exemptions, has recently filed a complaint with the I.R.S. charging ALEC with illegal lobbying and partisan violations that should lead to revocation of its tax exemption. We agree."

New York Times Editors: "As the nation moves toward greater acceptance of same-sex marriage, there should be at least five justices willing to say that."

Presidential Race

President Obama on the biggest mistake of his first term:

     ... President Obama believes that millions of Americans have lost their homes, their jobs and their livelihood because he failed to tell a good story. Being president is not about telling stories. Being president is about leading, and President Obama has failed to lead. -- Mitt Romney, reacting to the President's remarks

... CBS News: "President Barack Obama questioned presumptive Republican nominee Mitt Romney's economic credentials, saying that while his tenure at private equity firm Bain Capital doesn't 'disqualify' him from running for president, it won't necessarily translate into job growth for Americans":

      ... CW: Obama could have been, um, more forceful. He seems a lot less comfortable than we are about slamming Rmoney. P.S. Charlie Rose won his V.S.P. merit badge, didn't he?

Robin Wells in the Guardian: "From images of corporate raiding, to luxury speedboats, to offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands, to mega-mansions in the Hamptons, this week's stories suggest that the candidacy of Mitt Romney -- poster-boy for the symbiotic relationship between big money and the modern Republican party -- is in serious trouble.... The domination by the super-wealthy means that Republicans not only have no interest in the welfare of the rest of the 99.9%, they have no understanding of why this is a problem. The noblesse oblige days of the old money, such as the Bushes, the Kennedys and the Roosevelts are long gone...." ...

... Paul Krugman: "... the 'we are V.I.P.' crowd has fully captured the modern Republican Party.... If you're really concerned about the [tax] incentive effects of public policy, you should be focused not on the rich but on workers making $20,000 to $30,000 a year, who are often penalized for any gain in income because they end up losing means-tested benefits like Medicaid and food stamps."

** Bombshell! Callum Borchers & Christopher Rowland of the Boston Globe: "Government documents filed by Mitt Romney and Bain Capital say Romney remained chief executive and chairman of the firm three years beyond the date he said he ceded control, even creating five new investment partnerships during that time.... The timing of Romney's departure from Bain is a key point of contention because he has said his resignation in February 1999 meant he was not responsible for Bain Capital companies that went bankrupt or laid off workers after that date. Contradictions concerning the length of Romney’s tenure at Bain Capital add to the uncertainty and questions about his finances." ...

... This piece by Josh Marshall of TPM, published July 10, covers the territory the Globe reporters expand. ...

... AND this from David Corn of Mother Jones, dated July 2: "... documents filed by Bain and Stericycle with the Securities and Exchange Commission ... list Romney as an active participant in the investment [in Stericycle, a medical-waste disposal firm that has been attacked by anti-abortion groups for disposing aborted fetuses collected from family planning clinics].... Responding to a recent Washington Post story reporting that Bain-acquired companies outsourced jobs, the Romney campaign insisted that Romney exited Bain in February 1999, a month or more before Bain took over two of the companies named in the Post's article. The SEC documents undercut that defense...." CW: We should give more credit to bloggers who so often lay the groundwork for MSM reports that get all the attention. ...

     ... CW: Oh, looks like even the Globe agrees with me. From Dylan Byers of Politico: "Globe editor Martin Baron said Thursday that the paper failed to credit other news organizations, such as Mother Jones and Talking Points Memo, that had previously reported on the story. Baron said it was a 'mistake' the passages giving credit were removed and that the paper will remedy the error online but added that the Globe 'advanced the story with a more comprehensive and complete look that broke significant news.'" ...

     ... In an interesting update on the Globe story itself, Dylan Byers reports that the Rmoney campaign asked for a correction, and the Globe said no. Byers has the "no" memo from Globe editor Martin Baron, which is pretty good.

... Mackenzie Weinger & Dylan Byers of Politico: "The Obama campaign went on the attack Thursday after a bombshell report revealed that Mitt Romney was the CEO of Bain Capital for years longer than he has previously admitted. Obama deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter said this new disclosure shows Romney is 'the most secretive candidate to run for president since Richard Nixon.'" ...

... John Aravosis of AmericaBlog: "1. Romney told the SEC that he remained the firm's 'sole stockholder, chairman of the board, chief executive officer, and president' up until 2002. 2. But Romney said in a more recent financial disclosure form that he left Bain in 1999 -- so the two federal forms contradict each other, at least one is a lie." ...

... Jennifer Epstein of Politico: "Mitt Romney either lied in federal filings that show he worked at Bain Capital through 2002 and could be guilty of a felony, or has lied to the American people in saying he left the company in 1999, the Obama campaign is arguing in light of news reports on the firm’s filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission. 'This is serious business,' said Bob Bauer, the Obama campaign's counsel, in a conference call for reporters...." ...

... Steve Benen: "When the editors of FactCheck.org initially took Romney's claims at face value to reject Democratic criticisms, they said the candidate must be telling the truth about his Bain departure date, because if he didn't really leave until 2002, then 'Romney would be guilty of a federal felony by certifying on federal financial disclosure forms that he left active management of Bain Capital in February 1999.' FactCheck.org meant that to be proof that Romney's claims were true. Now that there's ample evidence to the contrary, it's worth considering that whole 'guilty of a federal felony' question again." ...

... "I Did Not Have Economic Relations with That Company." Paul Waldman of American Prospect: "It doesn't seem too hard to believe that while Romney was in Salt Lake, he also continued to be involved in the major decisions at Bain -- even if he wasn't available to pitch for the company softball team.... But if he were to admit that, then he'd have to answer specific questions about his knowledge of the steel mill that went bankrupt, the outsourcing companies, and so on. And there is nothing in the world Mitt Romney wants to do less than have to answer specific questions about Bain and what he did there." ...

... Henry Blodgett of Business Insider: "Sorry, Mitt Romney, You Can't Be Chairman, CEO, And President Of A Company And Not Be Responsible For What It Does...." ...

... Kevin Roose of New York magazine tells Romney's side: "It depends on what the meanings of "manager" and "CEO" are." ...

Oh, There's More. David Corn: Romney "decries China poaching US jobs. But at Bain he held a large stake in a Chinese company that did just that." ...

... Jed Lewison of Daily Kos: "Mitt Romney sure picked a bad day to call the President a liar." ...

... "Projecting Mendacity." Ed Kilgore on the Rovian Rmoney attack ad on Obama: "... the new gambit from his campaign is probably also designed to (a) chip into Obama’s continuing advantage in personal favorability, while (b) reinforcing among GOP 'base' voters the meme that the whole Obama enterprise is a vast Potemkin Village disguising his radicalism and unsavory association with America-haters and Christ-haters." ...

... Jonathan Bernstein, writing in the Washington Post, remarks that these financial bombshells are just coming out now because Rmoney's amateur opponents in the primary didn't do any serious oppo research. CW: I suspect the Obama team was preparing to make the case John Aravosis so succinctly crystallize. The "sources" Aravosis cites are pretty much out in the open: they're public documents that any oppo team would check. That's why the Obama campaign ads accused Rmoney of doing stuff that took place after 1998. Fact-checkers have panned the ads, but the Obama camp had it right all along -- and I think they knew it.

... Dierdre Walsh of CNN: "The chief of the House Republicans' campaign arm said Thursday it was 'fair game' for people to ask for more information about GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney's personal financial records. 'His personal finances, the way he does things, his record, are fair game,' Texas Republican Pete Sessions told CNN."

The blind trust is an age-old ruse. -- Mitt Romney, 1994, on Ted Kennedy's blind trust ...

... Todd Purdum of Vanity Fair: Romney "assures us that his assets are held in a 'blind trust' over which he exerts no control. But just how blind are such trusts, anyway? In Romney's case, apparently not quite blinkered enough to keep his trustee -- who is also his personal lawyer and longtime friend Bradford Malt -- from investing more than $10 million of Romney's money in an investment fund managed by Romney's son Tagg." Via Greg Sargent. ...

      Also from the Purdum post, which is well-worth reading in full:

As a freshman senator, Barack Obama — whose wealth comes almost entirely from his book royalties -- set up a blind trust but later that same year sold all of his stocks and closed the trust because he decided that even such an arrangement could not protect him from the appearance of a conflict. Most of his wealth is now invested in U.S. Treasury bonds and diversified funds -- about the most transparent option available. What's good for the country is good for Obama, and vice versa, to coin a phrase.

Yo! Those welfare queens booed me at my NAACP gig because I'll make sure the government doesn't give them any 'more free stuff.' -- Mitt Romney, at a fundraiser, paraphrased (but not off the mark)

Jay Rosen of NYU: "Suppose a major party candidate for president believed we were in a 'post-truth' era and actually campaigned that way. Would political reporters in the mainstream press figure it out and tell us? I say no. They would not tell us. Not in any clear way."

AND Andy Borowitz forwards a note from Willard's doctor attesting to the candidate's memory loss.

News Ledes

On CNN, "... Mitt Romney offered a vocal defense Friday of his tenure [at Bain] and strongly disputed reports he left the firm years later than he has previously said." CW: "A vocal defense"? Does that mean he wasn't singing AND dancing? Here's the CNN interview:

Romney says Obama owes him a apology:


Same story at ABC News. Here's the transcript of Jonathan Karl's interview of Romney.

New York Times: "The Federal Reserve Bank of New York learned in April 2008, as the financial crisis was brewing, that at least one bank was reporting false interest rates.... Although the New York Fed conferred with Britain and American regulators about the problems and recommended reforms, it failed to stop the illegal activity, which persisted through 2009.... Timothy F. Geithner, who served as the head of the New York Fed during the crisis years, and other regulators raised concerns about Libor. But they did not stop the problems."

Bloomberg News: "JPMorgan Chase & Co. had already lost more than $700 million on synthetic credit bets and Chief Executive Officer Jamie Dimon was told that number could climb to almost $1 billion when he dismissed press reports about the positions in April as a 'tempest in a teapot.'"

New York Times: "A county judge in Alabama has temporarily shut down a system in a town near Birmingham where people fined for speeding and unable to afford the ticket are handed over to a private probation company and sometimes sent to jail, where additional fees are imposed."

New York Times: "Mitt Romney will submit to five network and cable television interviews this afternoon after several days of being hammered by President Obama’s campaign on his personal wealth and his time at Bain Capital."

The Hill: "President Obama mocked Republicans on Friday for seeking to repeal the healthcare law 33 times instead of working to pass a tax extension that would help the middle class. Kicking off a two-day, five-stop bus tour in Virginia, Obama sought to hammer home his latest message to extend the Bush-era tax cuts for those making under $250,000 a year as part of an effort that, he says, would help the middle class."

Washington Post: "A D.C. police officer who worked as a motorcycle escort for White House officials and other dignitaries was moved to administrative duty Wednesday after he allegedly was overheard making threatening comments toward Michelle Obama, according to several police officials."

Al Jazeera: "Syria's opposition has urged the UN Security Council to pass a binding resolution against Damascus following reports by activists that regime forces massacred at least 150 villagers in the central province of Hama."

Guardian: "China's growth has slowed to its lowest rate since the depths of the global financial crisis in 2009, though analysts voiced optimism on Friday that the economy may have bottomed out already. Second-quarter growth of 7.6% -- down from 8.1% in the previous three months -- was in line with expectations...."

Reader Comments (19)

A sidelight on the Boston Globe report is the extremely misleading way that the Times reported it. The Times headline reads: "Report on Romney’s Bain Tenure Seized On by Obama Camp," making it seem as if the Boston Globe report was simply fodder for political partisanship, rather than highly relevant and devastating evidence that Romney has either lied to the SEC or lied to the voters about when his activities at Bain ceased. Moreover, why did it take the Boston Globe, with far fewer reportorial resources than the Times, to uncover these documents? Shame and double shame on the Gray Lady!

July 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCalyban

This campaign is turning out to be fun. Romney's inept crackers seem to have forgotten that all those unwashed bloggers know where the facts lurk. Sure hope my tequila doesn't run out before my next SSA check... would hate to have to make sense out of this shit while sober.

July 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJames Singer

Calyban,

Your point focuses attention on the way news is dispersed with a barely traceable taint of partisanship. Why would a NYTimes editor approve such a dissembling headline??? WHY?

I cannot even vouchsafe a proper answer. I can, however suggest some rationale. First, the Times, as has been clear since at least the first stolen election by right-wing dullard, war criminal, and financial mountebank, George W. Bush, has been scared out of its wits to present the unvarnished truth or offer anything other than some treacly, puking estimation of what they think the right will accept as unbiased truth (meaning, keening kowtowing to their version of reality).

Second, they fear retribution from the ranks of the screaming, drooling harlequins. Courage in the face of ideological idiocy has vanished from the ranks of nearly all media outlets. They simply cannot abide the spanking stupidity rendered by right-wing zealotry.

Cowardice is what we used to call this.

Finally, much of the media would have not the slightest problem eviscerating a Reverend Wright for an out of control world view, but a figure like Willard the Rat with his slick suits, perfectly coiffed looks, monogrammed shirts, and idiot celebrity spawn perfection evinces only, at best, a kind of surly obeisance.

I would point you all to the lyrics of one of the giant figures from the Golden Age of Calypso, one Neville Marcano, known in musical circles as Growling Tiger. These are the lyrics to his magnum opus, Money is King:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMlfUirBs4E&feature=related

If you have money to buy in a store

The boss will shake your hands at the door

Call them clerks to take down everything

Whiskey, cloth, earring and diamond ring

He may send them to your house on a motorbike

You can pay the bills whenever you like

Not a soul will ask you a thing

They know very well that money is king

A man with a collar and tie and waistcoat

Ask the Chineeman to trust him and float

To extend him credit for food.

"Me no trus' am," bawl out de Chineeman
"
And you better move on from me frying pan

You college man, me no know ABC

You wantum accra, gie am penny!
"
De worm start to jump in de man's belly

And he cried out, "A dog is better than me"

A dog can walk about and take up bone

Fowl head, stale bread, fish tail and pone

If it's a good breed and not too wild

Some people will take it and mind as a child

But when a hungry man goes out to beg

They will set a bulldog behind his leg

Forty policemen may chalk him down too

You see where a dog is better than you.

If you have money and things going nice

Any woman will call you honey and spice

If you can't give her a dress, one new pair of shoe

She'll say she have no uses for you

When you try to caress her, she will tell you,
"Stop!
I can't carry love in the Chinee shop
"
I'm sure most of you will agree that it's true

If you haven't money, dog is better than you

Growling Tiger nails it.

The True thrust of the Romney presidential juggernaut is that if you're not rich like him?

Dog is better than you.

July 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

Omg! I am so f-ing wicked happy!!! Thank you Ms.(?) Burns... Your posting of this, all of this, has freaking made my night!
Mitty is, to paraphrase Franklin(via Buster, nonetheless!) a freak bitch! Ha ha, you smug motherfucker!! Let's see you weasel out of this one, you mass-hole!
What a great 2 days, first the NAACP snafu, now this... Hate that motherfucker, I really do....
Now, who can we vote for besides Obama???
(I know, I know.....)
....I really just wanted to kinda say thanks for the site. Got a little out of hand...First thing I read in the morning, every morning. Really appreciate all the heavy lifting you do. Your so cool!!

July 12, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteralan

Do I hear the word felony as in jail? This could be serious fun.

July 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMarvin Schwalb

Regarding Akhilleus' assessment of today's Times, if memory serves, didn't Lyndon Johnson complain that he couldn't run the Vietnam War with the New York Times, the greatest newspaper in the world, taking sides against him? Gee, what a difference a few decades makes; and oh, how the mighty have fallen.

We can talk of Romney's felonies and lies, but in the end, to what purpose? Will he go to jail? Not likely, the right will start their "elitist, liberal media, hater, both sides do it, etc., etc., etc., crap; he'll become a hero to the low-information voters because he's being victimized (think Sarah Palin); George Soros will be named as a "he did it too and nothing happened to him"; and we will spend countless new cycles listening to each side hurl accusations at the other. Laws are for little, non-politican people not the masters of the universe like Mitt (as Ms. Burns writes) Rawmoney.

July 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJacquelyn

And here is the frosting on the cake for MittWitt! It is from no other than Robin Wells--the partner and "shaper-upper" of our favorite Nobel economist, Paul Krugman. She is not only his equal; she has turned the Professor into a CAT FREAK! Yea!

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/277-75/12381-romney-of-billionaires-for-billionaires-by-billionaires

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKate Madison

A thought from Tom Hayden--in response to Linda Greenhouse's op ed in the NYT yesterday about Justice John ("I'm Cool") Roberts. I am in the Hayden camp, though I know it is a minority opinion. I thought this before Roberts' declared himself, and I still do--with due respect to Greenhouse. Here is the first paragraph of what Hayden has to say:


The Roberts Court; Enemy of Democracy

..."While progressive Democrats are giddy over the Supreme Court ruling upholding the Obama health care law, the Roberts' decision can be interpreted as cushioning the reputation of the Court from rising public questioning of its balance and legitimacy. Indeed, salvaging its reputation was one of the reasons for its decision in the case...."

Here is the link: http://tomhayden.com/home/the-roberts-court-enemy-of-democracy.html

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKate Madison

The heat is on. Mitt's failure to disclose has been an issue from the beginning but now it has moved to a new level. Yes, the Republicans are going to scream 'politics', but the noise will only make the question of disclosure more obvious. Why not? Well now we know. Let's hope the MSM actually spends some time looking into the question that a candidate for POTUS may have committed a crime. I have an idea for a cheap add for the Obama campaign. Just a quick one liner to flash on the screen.

"Hay Mitt, if you nothing to hide, why are you hiding".

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMarvin Schwalb

Another day in dumpster heaven for me. I spent most of the day running from tile store to tile store yesterday, and I'm not done with that project by any means. When I called my husband somewhere in there to see how he was doing & if we had any properly-running toilets, the answer was that we had no running water at all: seems some old pipes burst from the vibration of the demolition.

@Calyban: I'm going to work on the Times' reaction to the Globe story for my NYTX column. Thanks for highlighting it.

@Kate Madison: I skimmed Tom Hayden's post, & I don't think he says anything counter to Linda Greenhouse's post. I don't know of any progressives cheering Roberts as a new liberal hero; they're just saying in a more positive light exactly what Hayden is deriding: Roberts saved the Court from going over the cliff. I don't doubt they're still going down that same cliff, but Roberts' save was to temporarily slow down the journey. The Court is on a ledge instead of at the bottom of the abyss, but they're working their way into the abyss. Unless both -- (a) a conservative Supreme leaves the Court & (b) a Democrat (Obama) nominates a replacement -- happens, the Court will hit bottom.

July 13, 2012 | Registered CommenterThe Constant Weader

The court will hit bottom. When the super pacs really go to work with their flood of negative ads, Obama's support will falter. Negative ads do not backfire, they work even if blatantly false.
The constituency that elected W. two times will elect Willard.
"There is of course, a good chance that the Republicans will control both Congress and the White House next year." Paul Krugman, July 13th.
While this will be a temporary disaster, Republican over reach will create an environment that will make the need for major change evident to everyone. Starving people can be led to food. We are perhaps only eight or twelve years from salvation.
"You can't get there from here." is our current political situation. Without radical change we will suffer for decades in a diminished Democracy.

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCarlyle

OMG, Carlyle. I hope you're wrong.

Given the frighteningly timid temperament of Obama and the Democrats, and the boundless cash available to the Rat and his Super PAC friends, the Kochs, Rove, et al, the voter suppression efforts, the coming election fraud and vote stealing which have become de rigeur for Republicans with national elections on the line, and the soon to come barrage of negative ads describing Obama as a murderous foreigner, a Muslim Stepin Fetchit, tanked up on socialism and crank, a black man with a license to steal, rape, murder, and assault white virtue and American Values (and those will be the good ones), I think two things: first, the charges against Romney lying about the date of his relinquishing command at Bain and what he said when and to whom won't matter a whit. No one will care. No cares now.

They WILL care about the lies being spread about Obama however. This ground has been tilled for three years. So there is every chance that we will have another crook in the White House. And we all know what that means for the Supreme Court. Then John Roberts' temporary burst of conscience or this ploy or whatever it is, won't matter a'tall.

My fear is that Obama won't be roused from his wonkish wonderland until it's far too late to rally the troops and slam the door on the murderous conservative onslaught. It will be like the Orc assault on Helm's Deep in the Lord of the Rings except without the last minute cavalry charge with Gandalf saving the day.

An army of drooling, slack-jawed Fox watchers marching behind the dark lords Rove and the Kochs will descend on the polls in November.

If Obama doesn't act soon (it looks like he may be starting to respond) it will be too late. If he's waiting for the convention, that's too late as well. He needs to be out there NOW, today, slamming the shit out of this asshole, and talking up the ACA, telling Americans how he has helped move us toward a better place and how his opponents want to keep them in their place, without jobs, without decent health care, without hope. Telling them clearly without any dainty language how Republicans' sole goal over the last three years was to hurt Americans in order to win this election.

The clock is already running.

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

Re: Thurston "Mittless" Howell IV. Of course he wasn't in charge when he was in charge, that's why you have Gilligans around. Gilligan you, Gilligan me, holding the bag when the shit comes down. Does anyone else enjoy the paradox of the 'Party of Responsibility' having a standard bearer who is not even responsible for what comes out of his own mouth? I envision Mitt as a bank account number accessible only to himself. If corporations are people why not off-shore accounts too?
Re: Akhilleus; you've got a way with words, help me out with "Mitt's Money" just a little ditty, you can all join in.
" Where to hide my bags of money?
Where to hide my bags of money?
How about where it's warm and sunny
taxes are few and accents are funny.
Where to hide my bags of money,
Where to hide my bags of money?
Mango trees and an ocean breeze
glad I moved my money over seas.
Where to hide my bags of money,
Where to hide my bags of money?
Don't care too much about the poor
long as I got my stash off-shore.
Where to hide my bags of money,
where to hide my bags of money?
Tell me the country's going bust
well that's ok, I got my secret trust.
Where to hide my bags of money?
Re: Marie; I always tell my clients that the demo starts when everything to be installed new is in garage; tile,lighting and plumbing fixtures, pulls, mirrors, cabs, down to the toilet paper roll dispenser and no change orders if you want to come in under budget and on time. Of course, it's your dime and I can spend it faster than you can say "Kohler." I have no experience with Florida construction, only the west coast, out here the scale goes from first rate to shoddy. I did visit the Outer Banks in North Carolina and was shocked on how crappy the fit and finish was on the house I was staying at. Crap, the new standard; kinda like today's political scene. OK let's make some noise, noise is progress, progress is good.

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJJG

I couldn't get my piece together on the NYT both-sides-do-it story, mostly because the so-called fact-checkers have doubled down on their "Romney left Bain in '99" claim. I don't believe there is a chance he had no idea what Bain was doing from '99 to '01; I'm sure he approved all the major stuff, & there's some evidence that he was in the middle of some of it. When you're talking about multi-million $$ deals, you don't just say, "Let's not tell Mitt. He's busy arranging the ice-dancing events."

@JJG: the de-constructors revealed a stunning example of why you don't let plumbers anywhere near sharp implements: to accommodate the tub's plumbing, one of them cut out 18" of a stud on a bearing wall & "connected" the two pieces with a 1x2". That is, they left 18" of air. If I hadn't seen similar examples before, I'd be amazed. But I've seen it. So I'm not.

Marie

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterThe Constant Weader

@Constant Weader

Yes, I agree with what you say about Tom Hayden's views on Johnny (I'm Cool) Roberts. I did not mean to imply (nor did he) that progressives are cheering him on as the "new liberal swing justice," only that Johnny could see the cliff ahead and saw his vote with the crazoids fast pushing the Court over the edge. He does worry constantly about his reputation, since he made a comment several years ago that he did not want HIS to be a "failed Court," as so many have been in the past.

I think Johnny is a very smart, but shallow, dude who does not understand the historical importance of the Court--except as it relates to the Chief Justice. So he has great concern about HIS place in history. And he is not so blind that he cannot see CRAZY all around him in black robes.

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKate Madison

JJG,

Here's a few lines:

Where to cache ill-gotten gains?
Someplace where it rarely rains

I take your company, it’s doing fine
Next thing you know, your ass is mine.

You’re on the street, nowhere to go
Me? I’m off to the Caymans, bro.

But I’ll take care of all your coin
Your retirement, now purloined

Your business, like others, belly up
Don’t complain. Just shut up.

I buy ‘em up, I break ‘em too
Makes no difference what I do.

No laws or rules apply to me.
This is my land, land of the free.

But where to hide my bags of dough
That’s for me to say, not for you to know.

Any day now I'll be president
But your life is over, it came and went.

So vote for me, maybe I'll allow
your kids to finish school somehow.

It might sound strange, or even funny
But screw you and yours. I've got your money.

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

Re: Akhilleus, you put the bling in the ring. I'll call you when P. Ditty gets in touch. Where are we going to hid the cash? I"m thinking dog biscuit futures and casks of Irish whiskey.

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJJG

JJG,

I didn't realize there was such a bull market for canine cookies. Well, if everything's going to the dogs I suppose they'll take a break now and then from a hard day's ravaging for a quick biscuit or three or four.

The Irish whiskey idea is great but first we'll have to empty the casks. Any ideas? Victor McLaglen, as Sgt. Mulcahy in Fort Apache, when told by his CO to get rid of a keg of illegal whiskey, took the indirect approach to this assignment. "Boys" he said to his fellow soldiers, "tis a man's work we have ahead of this day."

I always liked Victor's style. We may all need some whiskey before this election season is over.

July 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus
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