The Ledes

Monday, August 3, 2015.

Guardian: "Former City trader Tom Hayes has been sentenced to 14 years in jail after becoming the first person to be convicted by a jury of rigging the Libor interest rate. Hayes, 35, a former UBS and Citigroup yen derivatives trader, was convicted of eight counts of conspiracy to defraud."

New York Times: After being closed for five weeks, the Greek stock exchange reopened today, & prices plummeted.

AP: "Fire officials called for thousands of evacuations as numerous homes remained threatened by Northern California wildfires Monday, while more than 9,000 firefighters battled 21 major fires in the state, officials said. Wildfires were also burning in Washington and Oregon as the West Coast suffered from the effects of drought and summer heat."

The Wires

The Ledes

Sunday, August 2, 2015.

Los Angeles Times: "The Rocky Fire exploded overnight, burning 47,000 acres as of Sunday morning and threatening 6,000 structures in [California's] Lake, Yolo and Colusa counties. The U.S. Forest Service said "fire activity dramatically progressed"  late Saturday, forcing the closure of several state highways in the area. The fire is just 5% contained; about 12,000 people have been ordered to evacuate. Nearly 2,000 firefighters are battling the blaze and more are coming into the area."

Public Service Announcement

Washington Post: "A novel data-mining project reveals evidence that a common group of heartburn medications taken by more than 100 million people every year is associated with a greater risk of heart attacks, Stanford University researchers reported Wednesday."

AP: "Federal health advisers on Tuesday[, June 9,] recommended approval for a highly anticipated cholesterol drug from Sanofi and Regeneron Pharmaceuticals, but with the caveat that more data is needed about its long-term ability to reduce heart attacks. The expert panel recommended by a 13-3 vote that the Food and Drug Administration approve the injectable drug, called Praluent."

Washington Post (June 4): "The first-ever 'female Viagra' came one step closer to coming to market, as a key advisory committee to the Food and Drug Administration voted Thursday afternoon to recommend that the FDA approve the drug with conditions. The committee voted 18-6 to recommend that the FDA approve flibanserin, a drug designed to boost the low sexual desire of otherwise healthy women."

White House Live Video
August 3

11:10 am ET: President Obama speaks at the Young African Leaders Iniative

12:30 pm ET: Josh Earnest's press briefing with Energy Secretary Ernest Munoz

2:15 pm ET: President Obama speaks on the Clean Power Plan

Go to WhiteHouse.gov/live.

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New York Times: "Jason Fine, the editor of Men’s Journal, will take over as the managing editor of Rolling Stone as part of what the magazine’s publisher, Jann S. Wenner, described as a 'shake-up.'”

"Where Are My Pancakes?"

The Word Salad King. If Donald Trump's good friend & possible running mate Sarah Palin is the Word Salad Queen, it stands to reason that the Donald would be the king. Slate challenges you to diagram this "sentence." To help you out, Slate has transcribed the words in the order delivered. Not that the order delivered matters much:

Obama Slept Here

For a mere $22.5MM this Martha's Vinehard house on 10 acres can be yours. The Obamas stayed in the house for 8 days in 2013. The current owner bought the property, which has expansive views of the Atlantic & Chilmark Pond, in 2000 for about $3MM. So, hey, the price is negotiable. Slide show.

The Birth of Franklin. Washington Post: After the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr., Harriet Glickman, a white California mother wrote to cartoonist Charles Schultz urging him to introduce a black character to his "Peanuts" cartoon strips. When Schultz demurred, saying he was afraid "it would look like we were patronizing our Negro friends," Glickman got two of her "Negro friends" who backed the idea to write to Schultz. A short time later, Schultz introduced Franklin. Oh, yes, & strips showing Franklin in an integrated! classroom upset Southern editors, according to Glickman.

Jane Hamshire of Firedoglake: "... I have decided to pass the torch on to Kevin Gosztola and Brian Sonenstein, who will launch their own media organization called Shadowproof that will build on the success of FDL."

Dylan Byers: "MSNBC has formally decided to cancel three programs -- 'The Cycle,' 'Now with Alex Wagner' and 'The Ed Show' -- as part of a larger effort to shift its daytime lineup away from opinion programming.... Alex Wagner and Ari Melber, a 'Cycle' co-host and MSNBC's chief legal correspondent, will remain with the network. Ed Schultz, the host of 'The Ed Show,' will leave the network, as will 'Cycle' co-hosts Abby Huntsman, Krystal Ball and Toure.... In September, MSNBC will add a 5 p.m. program hosted by 'Meet The Press' moderator Chuck Todd, while Brian Williams, the former 'Nightly News' anchor, will serve as the network's breaking news and special reports anchor."

If you can memorize & learn to use the University of New Hampshire's long list of "bias-free language," you can be the most politically-correct person in your neighborhood. Via Jonathan Chait. ...

... CW Etiquette Tip: calling out your friends for using outmoded terms like "overweight" & "rich" is not politically correct. Simply try to steer the conversation in a more "inclusive" direction. So if your friend says to you, "My rich neighbor got so overweight he has to use a wheelchair now," you say, "Oh, that person of material wealth has become a person of size who is wheelchair mobile? Wow! He's your neighbor? I remember him when he was a person experiencing homelessness who lacked advantages that others have." It sounds so natural, your friend will never realize you've corrected his biased, dated stereotypes. ...

     ... UPDATE: Turns out the university's president is biased against the bias-free language guide & he was unaware of its existence until this week. Also, a Republican state legislator is "outraged" & finds the guide a good excuse to cut funding for the state university. Naturally. Thanks to MAG for the lead.

Will Oremus of Slate likes Windows 10. CW: I haven't had the courage to try switching over yet. I'll lose EVERYTHING!

Fuck off! I’m done with you. -- Jon Stewart, to Wyatt Cenac

... Alex Jung of New York: Jon Stewart repeatedly yelled at Wyatt Cenac when Cenac questioned a "Daily Show" segment meant to be a defense against Fox "News" allegations that Stewart's Herman Cain imitation was racist. ...

... Maron's WTF podcast of his interview with Cenac is here. ...

... CW: Here's the thing, black people. When you confront white liberals with accusations of racial bias, WE WILL NEVER ADMIT IT. We will remind you that we have been fighting for black civil rights for 50 years (Bernie Sanders). We will tell you all lives matter (Hillary Clinton, Martin O'Malley). We will tell you that white people are responsible for expanding your rights (Hillary Clinton). We will deny your accusations (Every one of us). And all the while, we will be highly insulted, even if we don't tell you to fuck off. Because white people's feelings matter. And, after all we've done for you, we can't believe you would accuse us of racism.

Even when they're only lip-syncing, some entertainers are pretty damned talented. I'm not much of a fan of Tom Cruise's, but ...

Tech Crunch: "It’s no secret that Google+ didn’t quite work out the way Google envisioned and now, after already moving Google Photos out of the service, it’s starting to decouple Google+ profiles from its regular Google accounts."

Stupid Pet Tricks, Reptile Edition:

Lloyd Grove of the Daily Beast: NBC News Chairman Andy Lack is replacing MSNBC's Ed Schultz with -- Chuck Todd. [CW: Excellent decision! Let's change "MSNBC" to "VPN" -- "Village People's Network."] "The only programs that appeared safe from disruption were Morning Joe..., hosted by Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski; Hardball ... with Chris Matthews; and The Rachel Maddow Show at 9 p.m. Those programs have performed respectably...." ...

We live in a time when much of the corporate media regards politics as a baseball game or a soap opera. Ed Schultz has treated the American people with respect by focusing on the most important issues impacting their lives.... I am very disappointed that Comcast [the parent company of NBC & MSNBC] chose to remove Ed Schultz from its lineup. We need more people who talk about the real issues facing our country, not fewer.... At a time when a handful of large, multi-national corporations own our major media outlets, I hope they will allow voices to be heard from those who dissent from the corporate agenda. -- Sen. Bernie Sanders

Washington Post: "The latest update from NASA's Kepler space telescope — designed to spot distant exoplanets — adds more than 500 new possible planets to the fray. That's in addition to the 4,175 planets already found by Kepler. And of those 500 new potential planets, scientists say, a dozen could be remarkably Earth-like. That means they're less than twice as large as Earth, are potentially rocky and are at the right distance from their host stars to harbor liquid water." ...

... Guardian: "Scientists on the hunt for extraterrestrial life have discovered 'the closest twin to Earth' outside the solar system, Nasa announced on Thursday."

Worst Person Ratings in the World. Andrew Kirell of Mediaite: Rumors are a'flyin' that MSNBC is headed for another line-up shake-up, which could include the Return of Dr. Olbermann, who is departing ESPN -- again. Because their third place in cable ratings wasn't as bad as their third place is now (sometimes 4th, behind Al Jazeera). And because the New Olbermann is now a suits-licking pussycat, unlike the Old Olbermann from way last week.

Some Would Be Heroes. Washington Post: Coast Guardsman Darren Harrity swims a mile in choppy, fuel-slicked sea to save four men in a leaky lifeboat.

New York Times: "What Pet Should I Get?" -- an aide to Dr. Suess's widow found the manuscript in a box. Dr. Suess -- Theodore Geisel -- died in 1991.

     ... Via BuzzFeed, for the fun of it.

Washington Post: "On Monday, famed physicist Stephen Hawking and Russian tycoon Yuri Milner held a news conference in London to announce their new project: injecting $100 million and a whole lot of brain power into the search for intelligent extraterrestrial life, an endeavor they're calling Breakthrough Listen." ...

... CW: What a waste. You know all they'll find is angels hovering around a pantheon of some sort & maybe, if they're lucky, their long-dead pooches floating around Pet Heaven, which is real & wonderful.

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The Commentariat -- July 23, 2012

My column in today's New York Times eXaminer is seriously unimportant. But it is a good example of why reporters should know what they're writing about. The NYTX front page is here.

Arms Control, American-Style. Jack Healy of the New York Times: "Unhindered by federal background checks or government oversight, the 24-year-old man accused of killing a dozen people inside a Colorado movie theater was able to build what the police called a 6,000-round arsenal legally and easily over the Internet, exploiting what critics call a virtual absence of any laws regulating ammunition sales." ...

... First, Ignore the Problem. Donovan Slack of Politico: "White House press secretary Jay Carney told reporters aboard Air Force One on Sunday that the Obama administration has no plans to push new gun control measures in the wake of the deadly shooting rampage at a Colorado movie theater. Carney said that includes a reauthorization of the Clinton-era assault-weapon ban that lapsed during the George W. Bush administration." ...

... I posted a link to Jill Lepore's excellent New Yorker piece on the history of gun control at the time of its publication in April, but if you missed it, here it is again. ...

... Helen Lewis of the New Statesman posts this 2009 video of forensic psychiatrist presenter Charlie Brooker, who features a forensic psychiatrist advising how to report a mass murder, "assuming your aim is to prevent further ones:

Don't start the story with sirens blaring.
Don't have photographs of the killer.Don't make this 24/7 coverage.
Do everything you can not to make the body count the lead story.
Not to make the killer some kind of anti-hero.
Do localise this story to the affected community and as boring as possible in every other market.

     ... CW Oops! Thanks to reader David D. for suggesting the correction above. The psychiatrist, David D. says, is "Park Dietz (whom, if I recall correctly, defense attorneys call Dr. Death because he has been so successful in testifying against the insanity defense in capital murder cases)." Lewis posts shots of the front pages of British dailies; none took Brooker's advice.

New York Times Editors: Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner is implicated in the LIBOR scandal & should recuse himself from participating in any inquiries. CW: thank you for saying so. Obama should fire that twerp today. ...

"Too Big to Regulate." Prof. Gar Alperovitz in a New York Times op-ed: the only way to control the big banks is to nationalize them -- an idea first proposed by the conservative Chicago school of economics during the Great Depression. ...

... Gretchen Morgenson of the New York Times interviews Neil Barofsky, the former TARP inspector general. Bottom line: regulators are corrupt, Treasury officials are corrupt. They purposely don't do their jobs so they can get good jobs at the banks they supposedly oversee. This is not a surprise, of course, but Barofsky's confirmation, as Morgenson writes, is "depressing." ...

... Yves Smith lists "Six Reasons the Obama Administration Will Hate Neil Barofsky's Book." ...

... ** Barofsky himself sounds off at Bloomberg News. He lets both Geithner & Holder have it. P.S. taxpayers gets stuck again & the banks walk off with more of your cash. ...

More from Heather Stewart of the Guardian on the super-rich & their super tax avoidance: "A global super-rich elite has exploited gaps in cross-border tax rules to hide an extraordinary £13 trillion ($21tn) of wealth offshore -- as much as the American and Japanese GDPs put together -- according to research commissioned by the campaign group Tax Justice Network. James Henry, former chief economist at consultancy McKinsey and an expert on tax havens, has compiled the most detailed estimates yet of the size of the offshore economy in a new report, The Price of Offshore Revisited...."

Economist Nouriel Roubini, in Slate, outlines five reasons the U.S. "isn't even close to a robust recovery.... For several reasons, growth will slow further in the second half of 2012 and be even lower in 2013 -- close to stall speed."

Paul Krugman: "Climate change denial is a major industry, lavishly financed by Exxon, the Koch brothers and others with a financial stake in the continued burning of fossil fuels.... Large-scale damage from climate change is no longer a disaster waiting to happen. It’s happening now." ...

AND Krugman shoots down David Brooks -- again. After posting a graph that shows the U.S. as the most violent among advanced countries but also dramatically demonstrates that violence is in steep decline here, Krugman writes, "I find all these laments about declining values among non-elite Americans hard to take seriously. If things like single parenthood were as bad as they say, how can social pathologies have declined so much?"

Felix Salmon of Reuters: "There's still room for the [U.S.] Postal Service to reorient itself and become a successful 21st-century utility -- but there's no way that's going to happen if ... Congress prevents it from entering new businesses.... The Post Office is broken, in large part thanks to unhelpful meddling by Congress."

President George W. Bush in a Washington Post op-ed: "Laura and I, along with the Bush Institute and partners from the public and private sectors, started Pink Ribbon Red Ribbon to save women from breast and cervical cancer, two of the leading causes of cancer death in Africa. Like PEPFAR [the AIDS relief program], the success of Pink Ribbon Red Ribbon depends on a broad alliance of private companies, nonprofit organizations and governments."

Jeremy Peters of the New York Times: "National Journal said it would ban the use of quotations that had been massaged or manipulated by its sources, joining a growing chorus of news organizations that are objecting to a practice that has become increasingly common in political journalism."

The Charlatan Experience. Nitwits on parade -- sometimes burn their feet. Carol Pogash of the New York Times talks to some of the people who attended motivational charlatan Tony Robbins' multi-million-dollar hoax -- I mean seminar -- and burned their feet on a fire walk. But, hey, they admit it was their own fault for not being sufficiently motivated.

Presidential Race

Julie Pace & Steven Peoples of the AP: "The acrimonious presidential campaign eases back into action Monday after a weekend pause.... Romney made a low-key return to political activity Sunday night in northern California, where he courted Republican donors at three campaign fundraisers.... From Colorado, Obama flew to San Francisco to start a previously scheduled three-day trip that includes a speech to the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Reno, Nev., campaign fundraisers in California, Oregon and Washington state, and a speech to the National Urban League convention in New Orleans. But the campaign cancelled a rally planned for Portland, Ore."

Jeffrey Jones of Gallup: At an average 46.8 percent, President Obama's approval rating this quarter is still significantly below the 50 percent that nearly guarantees re-election -- but "Obama appears in much better shape now than the two recently elected presidents who were denied a second term -- Jimmy Carter and George H.W. Bush -- both of whom averaged below 40% approval their 14th quarters in office."

Tom Edsall of the New York Times on Obama's voter-suppression strategy -- discourage white working-class men from voting by exploiting their suspicions of Romney.

Jacob Weisberg of Slate: "Romney is accusing Obama of practicing 'Chicago-style politics.' Apparently, he has no idea what that means."

The Travels of Willard. On the eve of Romney's overseas trip, Jason Horowitz of the Washington Post recounts Romney's earlier international exploits. CW: instead of going to England, Israel & Poland, Romney should travel to the Caymans & Bahamas & such to visit his money.

"Lazy Mendacity." Jonathan Bernstein in Salon: why do Romney & other Republicans repeatedly tell lies that are so easily disproved? "My guess is that it has to do with the growth of the partisan press, and especially the role of the Republican-aligned media – Fox News and conservative blogs and talk radio. ...

... Glenn Kessler on Romney's "didn't build that" ad: "Obama certainly could take from lessons from [Elizabeth] Warren or [Franklin] Roosevelt on how to frame this argument in a way that is less susceptible for quote-snipping. And Romney certainly could answer Obama's argument by engaging in a serious discussion.... But instead, by focusing on one ill-phrased sentence, Romney and his campaign have decided to pretend that Obama is talking about something different -- and then further extrapolated it so that it becomes ridiculous." Read Kessler's whole post; it's interesting.

Lisa Miller of the Washington Post: "I wonder how the presumptive Republican nominee reconciles his great, secret stores of wealth with the principles of his Mormon faith.... Romney, it seems, has missed the spirit of his faith -- or, as evidenced by his offshore stash, is selectively interpreting it. Joseph Smith, the founding prophet of Mormonism, taught that there is no shame in money earned through industry.... But Smith, like Jesus, had a profound loathing of income inequality. The earliest LDS communities, in fact, embarked on an experiment they called The United Order, in which they shared all goods, property and profits, according to their needs."

Right Wing World

David Edwards of Raw Story: "Tea party-backed Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) says that the right to own high-capacity ammunitions magazines like the 100-round drum that was used to kill at least a dozen people in Colorado last week is a 'basic freedom' that is protected by the U.S. Constitution." Includes video. ...

... CW: Johnson argues that semi-automatic weapons "are used in hunting." I don't doubt it. But if hunters are so fucking lazy they can't be bothered to pull the trigger more than once & so fucking incompetent they can't hit their prey with a single shot -- and the aid of a sight & all the other hunting folderol they use to get the best of Bambi, they should find some other "sport" in which to showcase their incompetence. Jerks.

Local News

The institution of the California Republican Party, I would argue, has effectively collapsed. It doesn't do any of the things that a political party should do. It doesn't register voters. It doesn't recruit candidates. It doesn't raise money. The Republican Party in the state institutionally has become a small ideological club that is basically in the business of hunting out heretics. -- Steve Schmidt, Republican consultant ...

... Adam Nagourney of the New York Times on the Republican party in California: "... the state party -- once a symbol of Republican hope and geographical reach and which gave the nation Ronald Reagan (and Richard M. Nixon) -- is caught in a cycle of relentless decline, and appears in danger of shrinking to the rank of a minor party.... Registered Republicans now account for just 30 percent of the California electorate, and are on a path that analysts predict could drop them to No. 3 in six years, behind Democrats, who currently make up 43 percent, and independent voters, with 21 percent."

News Ledes

... New York Times: "Sally Ride, the first American woman to fly in space, died on Monday at her home in San Diego. She was 61."

President Obama speaks to the Veterans of Foreign Wars:

New York Times: "His hair a frizz of neon orange, his hands shackled, James E. Holmes sat wordlessly through his first court appearance on Monday, a starkly different figure from the once-promising student recalled by acquaintances or the black-clad gunman accused of striding into a crowded movie theater and fatally shooting 12 people."

Reuters: "U.S. prosecutors and European regulators are close to arresting individual traders and charging them with colluding to manipulate global benchmark interest rates, according to people familiar with a sweeping investigation into the rigging scandal."

New York Times: "In a coordinated display intended to show they remain a viable force, Iraqi insurgents launched at least 29 separate attacks on Monday morning that killed at least 70 people, setting off car bombs, storming a military base and ambushing checkpoints, Iraqi authorities said."

New York Times: "With street battles still flaring in Syria's two main cities, the Syrian government said on Monday that its forces would never use chemical weapons in its domestic conflict, describing them as outside the bounds of the kind of guerrilla warfare they are fighting." ...

... AP: "A new rebel group boasting some 1,000 fighters launched an operation Sunday to capture Syria's largest city, Aleppo, while government troops using helicopter gunships and heavy artillery rolled back opposition gains in the capital Damascus. The spread of fighting into a second major metropolis displayed the rebels' growing confidence even though they still can't hold ground against the government's heavy weapons, pushing Syria's civil war toward a new phase of destructive urban combat."

CNN: "Penn State University will be hit with fines in excess of $30 million as part of 'significant, unprecedented penalties'" expected to be announced Monday by the National Collegiate Athletic Association, a source familiar with the case told CNN on Sunday." ...

     ... ** NBC Sports News Update: "The NCAA handed down severe punishments to Penn State on Monday in the wake of a sex abuse scandal, including a $60 million fine, a four-year bowl ban and the vacating of all football wins from 1998-2011. Also, the football program's scholarship allowance have been reduced from 25 to 15 per year for four years."

New York Times: "The powerful men accused of responsibility for [atrocities in Afghanistan] -- some said to be directly at their orders, others carried out by men in their chain of command -- are named in the pages of a monumental 800-page report on human rights abuses in Afghanistan from the Soviet era in the '80s to the fall of the Taliban in 2001, according to researchers and officials who helped compile the study over the past six years."

AP: "Jury selection is to begin Monday in Drew Peterson's long-delayed murder trial, where prosecutors want the former suburban Chicago police officer's wives -- one he's charged with slaying and another who has disappeared -- to effectively testify from their graves through friends and relatives about his threatening to kill them."

Reader Comments (13)

Toward the end of the New York Times article on the ease of ammunition sales, there is this quote from Gov. John W. Hickenlooper of Colorado, a Democrat, 'who told CNN’s “State of the Union” that the killer might have built a bomb or found some other lethal device if no assault weapons had been around. '
This is one of the arguments I absolutely despise: people could build a bomb and kill as many people. It is such a lame response to an obvious problem. With this kind of attitude, we'll never know what appropriate regulation of guns and ammunition will accomplish. If they start bulding bombs, there are ways law enforcement can address that situation. But it is a scenario that is really unlikely to occur. We'll probably never know since , with politicians like we have, we may never get saner gun laws enacted.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVictoria D.

Paul Krugman's post on climate change politics reminded me that maybe it is time to tell the real story. You know, the one nobody wants to even think about. Yes, the greedy scumbags play a major role in climate change. Yes they will make it worse. But they are not the principle problem. The ultimate problem which will never be solved is the population of humans on the earth.

In 1927, there were 2 billion.
In 1999, there were 6 billion
In 2012, there are 7 billion
In 2027, there will be 8 billion
In 2046, there will be 9 billion.
Today there are 81,700 more people than there was yesterday.

Yes if we start going solar it will help. Yes if we get rid of coal it will help. But if we need to feed another 81,700 people today, if a third of them are going to drive a car, use air conditioning and take a breath or two, the resources will not be available and their contribution to global warming will far exceed any effort to control global warming. In other words we are so good at our evolutionary purpose, making more humans, that we will soon see a serious, what should I call it, readjustment in population. How many will survive? How will humans be organized? It will take a really clever science fiction writer to explain how this will work out. Does a serious effort to reduce the pollution part make sense. Yes, it will definitely make a difference. Will there ever be any effort to control population. Never. The Chinese have tried and even they are having problems. Their advantage is not only an awareness of the problem, they don't have to deal with religion. So overall there is no hope.

Sorry for such bad news but reality doesn't go away.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMarvin Schwalb

Someone should tell Ron Johnson that the deer hunters in Wisconsin now use bow and arrows and have been doing so for years. What prey, pray tell, do hunters shoot with semi-automics? None that I know of.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPD Pepe

@PD Pepe -ummm, people?
@Marvin Schwalb -oh, wait, maybe there is a solution....

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteralan

Marie,

There's a lot to talk about regarding Colorado, the NRA, and more, but I wanted to slow down and comment on your most recent piece because I think you touch on something vital to the nation's life of the mind, as it were.

I have to take issue with your estimation of your Examiner article as unimportant. The Times article in question is symptomatic of a fourth estate in serious need of a few basic skill sets itself, mainly the understanding of how to properly write an essay or construct a thesis. Essays are written to discover something along the way or to support an opinion with relevant examples. Too often, pieces are offered up that stink, from the first paragraph, of pre-conceived conclusions. The “writer” has already determined what sort of moral they wish to claim and simply cherry picks information or details to support this notion (calling David Brooks, calling David Brooks, come in David).

Talk about problems with pre-fab.

If this guy were a serious thinker as well as a keyboard pecker (and that other kind of pecker), he might have found in this assignment as an opportunity to examine some fundamental changes in the way Americans live their lives. Instead, he drags out a soggy old “Things Ain’t What They Used to Be….and I’m Here to Tell You Why” sandwich that leaves you asking not only “Where’s the beef” but “…how come the lettuce is wilted and brown? And what’s with this stale bread?”

The entire premise, as you point out, is fatally flawed and I have to agree that had this guy ever made anything besides that ashtray in 10th grade shop class, or attempted anything close to serious home repair, this story might have been worth the its pixels.

He mentions This Old House. Great choice! Love that show. But mostly because I like watching people who really know what they’re doing using specialized tools that I will never be able to afford.

“Okay, let’s see what Norm is up to here in the attic” “Well, Kevin (sidenote: Kevin O’Connor is a twit. I miss Steve Thomas.), we have some rot around the rafters so I’m going to have to use my Reichenbach rotating titanium-tipped reciprocating switch saw to cut a 3/16” groove along the edge of each of the 72 rafters, because my 40 years of experience tells me that this is aged Elderberry wood which was used by certain Amish craftsmen back in the 20s in place of oak, and Elderberry will crack if attacked with any of the usual methods.”

Sheesh.

Even mastering the proper use of a mitre box or any of the 560 varieties of saws, of the manual or power variety, can be daunting and take years to acquire and to learn to use properly and safely.

I used to work on all my own cars. I even learned to blueprint engines thanks to friends who were experienced auto mechanics. I could drop an engine, pull and rebuild carburetors, replace alternators, generators (when we still used them), solenoid switches, and perform basic to extreme tune ups. The one thing I rarely did was brakes. Why? They were somewhat specialized and required a select tool set. And not being a professional mechanic, I didn’t do them enough to get really good at them. Because you screw up a tune up, your car may not start. You screw up the brakes, you won’t stop. Which is worse?

So I left brakes to the pros.

I’m sure Mr. Woe is Us at the Times would call me a slacker and blame me for contributing to the downfall of Western Civilization for not learning to correctly rebuild a master brake cylinder.

(Seriously, one could apply such thinking to almost every area of modern life. Does not learning the craft of making our own clothes, our own butter, milk, soap, or growing our own food make us slovenly slackers? Why stop there? We should be making our own arrowheads and running around the forest in loincloths shooting wild game!)

As Marie’s experience shows, the way we now approach our homes and our increased ability to do and understand some things we never could (albeit, leaving the tough stuff for the pros) offers a window into a dramatic change in our economic and habitat landscapes. I don’t have a pre-conceived opinion as to what that change is because I haven’t done enough research and thought long enough about it to come to a reasonable and supportable conclusion.

Guess that’s one reason I don’t write for the Times.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

Re: I said "carpenter not car-painter." Your essay today is close to home. First, the new building materials; mastics, sheet materials, flex pipes for plumbing and electrical runs , fittings that snap rather than thread together and the new generations of tools that only require a push or pull of a finger have greatly reduced the need for craftmanship. The DIY homeowner stapling pre-cut plastic foam crown moulding to her livingroom wall with a air staple gun is a far cry from a trim carpenter who sets his own profile knives into a shaper , runs liner ft of stock out of a hardwood and then lands the mouldings on beds that have previously been installed on true and plumb walls. Don't confuse drywall and a skip finish with plaster. Quote from an old time electrician, " When I see flex, I see a LIE." Lazy, Inexperienced, Electrician. Now days you don't even see flex, you see romex. Newer isn't better, newer is faster, faster is cheaper and profit comes from cheaper. To bemoan the lack of craft in todays world is to acknowledge that making money is more important than making it right.
Second, todays products properly installed are great. Getting them installed properly is the problem. The best window in the world is only as good as the weatherproofing that surrounds it. Tilebacker board is a great product but without solid blocking the shower is going to leak like the Supreme Court. You get what you pay for on the product but you get what you deserve on the install. Since time is money and money talks good craftmanship goes into the dumpster if you have a bad contractor.
Third, There are guys and gals out there that are true expert craftsman and women; most of us just can't afford them. I have been on jobs where everything was done to the highest standard. Five to six hundred bucks a square foot. You want drag mouldings on plaster walls with hand-cut stone floors, mesquite carved doors and a garage elevator? No problem Mr. Romney.
Fourth, Few people care these days about true craftmanship. I am constantly butting heads with other tradesmen who's idea of quality is "GE". (good enough) Or "looks good from my house". The devil is in the details and many don't want to waste the time. Again time is money and money talks.
Five, most kids(generalization!) don't want to be the laborer/ apprentice these days. Hell, most kids don't want to get their hands dirty these days. So how are you going to instill craftsmanship in the next generation? I quite proudly tell young kids that I'm still a better laborer than they are and am forty years older. Doesn't shame them a bit. Craftsmanship comes from years of experience and learning from others. Few have the time for that.
I've rambled on and on like a remodel gone bad but unlike most subjects I comment on here Realitychex I actually know something about craftsmanship in building. To the writer in the NYT I would say craftsmanship isn't dead but it isn't something you can buy for cheap nor can you learn it from a chair. To Marie I would say, Jez, you've got fifty-two windows in your house?

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJJG

Guns for everyone.

This is the NRA backed right-wing motto. In fact, to listen to many conservative “pundits”, the real answer is exactly this: guns for everyone. The thinking--if you can call it that--is that if moviegoers in Aurora had gone to the theater all packing heat, the instant that scalawag pulled out his assault rifle, he’d have been mown down in a hail of lead from the simultaneous firing of hundreds of “peacemakers” in the cool, calm, NRA-blessed hands of audience members. Victims? No way baby! We made Swiss cheese out of him. Kilt his ass dead.

Nice fairytale. But it’s nothing but NRA wanking material; a pimply-faced, puerile fantasy the kind that appeals greatly to many conservatives. Fantasies involving guns and death and braggadocio, and comic book heroism and waving flags often do. Look at George Bush’s play date on that aircraft carrier. A flight suit dress up. All he lacked was his GI Joe tagalong doll with the kung-fu grip (although he probably had that in the chopper to play with on the way back to being the Decider in Chief. “Git them towel-heads, Joe!”).

So everyone packing is the answer, is it? Let’s test that theory.
Arizona is the most permissive gun ownership state in the country, which, by extension makes it the most permissive gun ownership place in the world, outside some remote island nation where all the inhabitants are now dead of gunshot wounds.

Last year when Gabrielle Giffords and other innocent citizens were attacked by another shooter with a semi-automatic weapon, you might have expected, had the NRA theory been any good, that at least a few people in the audience would have done a Keanu Reeves, pulled back their black dusters and drew down on the varmint, thus ending his shooting spree in a deadly spray of blazing hot lead, turning him into bloody red meat. (Purple death prose gives those guys a huge woody.)

Yeah.

We all know that didn’t happen. Why? Well, even if there were a fair number of people in the crowd carrying concealed weapons (an Arizona specialty), it’s not at all an easy thing to shoot someone.

Even if they’ve been assiduous about learning how to handle a weapon and shoot it accurately, as Barbarossa mentioned yesterday, it’s one thing to shoot at a stationary target, a much different thing to draw and fire at someone who is moving and shooting back at you. There is abundant anecdotal evidence on the part of police and military personnel regarding how difficult it can be to shoot another human being. to shoot to kill. Especially the first time. Many of the best trained can pause, can freeze up or miss their target completely in the chaos. And those people are professionals.

Many rough and tough NRA type beer-belly cowboys like to envision themselves back in the Old West with Charlton Heston, where Men were Men and a man’s best friend was his Colt .44 or his Winchester Rifle. Okay, so let’s go back to the Old West in Arizona. Many, if not most, frontier towns in the 19th century required everyone to turn in their weapons upon entering town limits. They understood all too well the insanity of allowing everyone to walk around heeled, especially in bars where the slightest provocation could turn into a blood bath. They had real world common sense regarding firearms.

Not today. “Give ‘em all guns and we’ll all be safe” is the cry of Fox commentators, NRA shills, and morons (same thing, I know).
And when terrible things do happen because of the easy availability of military grade weapons and assault rifles, the right is ready with two quick, surefire answers. One we heard from George (Self Defense) Zimmerman last week: “It was God’s Will! I was merely his instrument.” The other can be read in today’s apologia for NRA madness from Ross Douthat: “Well, it’s really too bad, but these things happen and you can’t blame ideology.”

No Ross? We can’t? How ‘bout this: right-wing ideology has embraced the “all guns all the time and no regulation EVER” motto of the NRA and they have made it a political third rail to even suggest any kind of controls placed on the ability of deranged people to purchase weapons whose only reason for being is to kill human beings. Lots of them. Quickly.

No ideology involved? God’s will? These things happen? Fallacious, insultingly stupid bullshit.

More fantasy from the right. More bodies in the future. And the NRA chiefs and supporters who cluck-cluck about how terrible it is that even more people have been murdered, smirk behind our backs, safe in the knowledge that no one will take them on. I’d like to believe Gail Collins when she says that day will come when people will rise up, but it takes a leader to do that. The Republicans, the conservative media, the NRA, all shoot to kill whenever anyone rises up to lead.

Weapons for everyone. Except any who oppose them.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

Tried to post this on NYTEX but it rejected my credit card twice, so I gave up. Fuck it, I know when I'm not wanted. But what I really wanted to ask is why is that woman sawing that table in half?

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJames Singer

@James Singer. I believe she is planning to saw thru her knee & is practicing on something inanimate as she moves toward her goal.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMarie Burns

Re: James Singer you're a funny man; always enjoy your comments. In my house the answer to your question is, because she wants to.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJJG

JJG: Your comments reminded me of our Italian carpenter hired at first to just fix a banister or something small like that, but he ended up practically being a part of the family building us the most artfully crafted book shelves whose span covered one whole side of a room–-good oak with grooves––and soon he was redoing this and building us that. He took forever––slow worker, talked your ear off, stayed for lunch every day he was working for us, but his work was a labor of love and skill and beauty; you, J, would have had much in common I would imagine. How much I admire and am in awe of craftsmen like this.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPD Pepe

@Marvin Schwalb

Dear, don't you know? God will provide.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJulie in Massachusetts

@Julie in Massachusetts , the same god who lets millions die of starvation every year. And that loss which I would estimate at about 15,000 people a day doesn't even come close to solving the problem.
It's really going to get ugly. Don't plan on having any corn for dinner later this year.

July 23, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMarvin Schwalb
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