To the Lighthouse
Defunct video removed.
I suppose it was appropriate that on a day Paul Krugman warned against succumbing to the “derp,” it appears that some Reality Chex contributors did just that.
So, a few notes:
When you link to a story (or video) that presents itself as true, if it is a joke or a hoax or satire, please be sure to let readers know.
If you think the story is true, consider your own biases. If the story is both outlandish and fits into your personal belief system, as Krugman suggests, be cautious.
If you still aren't sure, try to check out the story's veracity. If it's a widespread hoax, as was the one linked yesterday, it's easy to Google rebuttals. Both Snopes and Wikipedia have extensively debunked the lighthouse joke.
Facebook is not a news source.
Anybody can be fooled.
(a) I once linked to a fake news story, precisely because the story fit into my own preconceptions. Luckily, a reader caught my error pretty quickly.
(b) “In March 2008, Mike McConnell, the Director of National Intelligence in the U.S., opened his remarks to The Johns Hopkins University's Foreign Affairs Symposium with the lighthouse story, claiming, 'Now this is ... true. I was in the signals intelligence business where you listen to the people talk and so on. This is true. It's an actual recording.'” Besides being DNI, McConnell is a former vice-admiral of the Navy. If anyone in the world should have known better, it was McConnell. And you wonder how we got the Iraq intelligence so wrong (McConnell was not DNI at the time, but you know, same administration).
If you know a story linked on Reality Chex isn't true, let us know, as contributor D. C. Clark did yesterday. I catch quite a few of them, & I certainly suspected the lighthouse story was a hoax, but I didn't have time during the day yesterday to Google it -- still tearing up that countertop, which is built like the roof of a bomb shelter.
BTW, Clark thought (or sought) this Berlitz ad was funnier:
... because what is funny about the lighthouse story is that it is true. Only it isn't. And that makes all the difference.
Reader Comments (4)
Great advice from Der Professor about not yielding common sense if a story fits too neatly into one's preconceptions. Not all that long ago, I linked a "news" item that originated as a bit of satire from Andy Borowitz. Hoo-boy! Vas I feeling schtupid, ven dis I find out.
But here's the problem. The raging dementia that has squished right-wing brains to the size of walnuts (and growing smaller by the day), is the source of so many outrageous and jaw dropping situations and statements that industrial strength satire would be hard pressed to keep up. It's not always easy to tell what's real from what's made up. Satirists like Borowitz must read the daily goings on from Right Wing World and think "Man, I wish I could write shit like that. That is some serious crazy right there."
But since the Right has such a derpendency problem, there's no end of actual stupidity. They manufacture it hand over fist.
(Does anyone else think "growing smaller" is an odd construction? I checked with my friend Ockzi Morons to see what he had to say. He liked it. He considered it a genuine imitation of something he had come up with years ago, so he wrote up his thoughts on the subject and sent me an original copy.)
Well, ADM McC's specific story ("people who know told him"), and the general the sea-story about the lighthouse, are special categories of "war story."
Just don't forget - "All war stories are lies."
Really, I was there, man.
@Patrick: I was too. The more outrageous the better. "Now this is no shit, but there was!"
I'm sure the troops in the Continental Army told versions of the same tales.
There I was.