Another Home Run
By Akhilleus
This weekend I chatted with an old friend who got into a bit of "Remember when?" He and I have been friends for many years and at one time we played together in a very competitive amateur baseball league. The "remember when" bit coincides with a thought about the Trump Bed Making Medal [discussed in yesterday's Comments] and also his many claims to be the smartest man around and having graduated first in his class from Wharton (a claim he now says he never made, but, as usual with Trump, a quick internet search makes a liar out of him once again).
He's the best at everything. In fact, according to the little dictator, he was the best sportsman he's ever seen. He could have been a superb major league baseball player if he had decided to go that route. Likewise, even today, if he decided to go out on the PGA tour, he'd be among the best golfers in the world. I'm not sure they allow cheating on the PGA circuit though, which could be a problem for Trump, a well known cheater at golf.
So, lo those many years ago, I was pitching in a game and up to bat comes a guy we all had heard about. He had had a cup of coffee in the pros, the Pittsburgh Pirates, if I remember correctly. So I decided to go right at him. I was no Sandy Koufax, by any stretch, but I had thrown a couple of no hitters and the year before won a championship game with a one hitter. The guy hit my best pitch so hard the right fielder didn't even bother to move. He just looked over his shoulder as the ball rocketed into the ether. We still laugh about that today.
Around about the same time, my brother was playing in a ferociously competitive city basketball league. The guys in this league were crazy good, most were gym rats who ate, drank, and slept basketball. One night another team showed up with a ringer, a guy who had been a backup center for an NBA team for a few years. He wasn't much in the pros but he swatted these guys around like mosquitoes. He wiped the court with the biggest hot shots in that league.
The point here is that the best people you've ever played with, no matter how good, are light years beneath mediocre players at the pro level. The worst guy in major league baseball is so much better than anyone playing amateur ball, it isn't even funny.
Which brings me to the smartest, best, most competent man on the planet, by his own reckoning. When Trump goes up against guys like Putin and Kim, it's not even funny. These guys are pros. Trump throws them his best pitch and they clobber it. But here's the thing. It's one thing to have your opponent crush your best pitch, it's another thing to later claim that you struck the guy out, or at worst, battled him to a draw. Especially when everyone on the field and sitting in the stands watched that ball disappear over the fence. But Trump does this time and again.
And to extend the analogy a bit further, here's another difference. My brother and I and our teammates were all deeply entrenched in our sports. We were serious about it and we knew all the ins and outs. We knew what we had to do and how to do it, so when we got beat badly by someone of a much higher caliber, it wasn't because we were bumbling jamokes. We were just outclassed. And that's the thing. Trump IS a bumbling jamoke. He doesn't even come up to beginner level and yet he puts himself in a class with experienced, canny characters who eat and drink this stuff. On one hand it's funny and ridiculous, but it's also dangerous.
We have a guy who claims he was first in his class at Wharton, or at least, among the smartest there. But no one remembers him. My college didn't have a valedictorian, but I knew half a dozen people who graduated Summa and if you mentioned a few more I'm sure I would probably at least recognize the names. But Trump? At a relatively small class like the Wharton School, it seems highly unlikely that no one would recognize him as among the best or THE best.
But it's a waste of time to play that game. He's a bully, a liar, and a braggart. Which was fine as long as he was pretending to be a big shot on a reality TV show produced to make him look good. Who cares what he says? But when that bully and braggart is the president of the United States, it's much different.
So here we are, the US team, going up against other nations and our pitcher is a guy who doesn't even know the basics of the game, and doesn't care. And worse? He thinks he's the best player on the field.
Oh look, there goes another ball over the fence. Good hit, Bob!
Reader Comments (3)
I would like to thank the Editor for that comma which allows for a commentary on action rather than the seeming creation of an odd nickname.
@Akhilleus: You're a sharp reader. You can be my editor any time.
Donald Dump represents the biggest loss of American prestige in American history. He is the first proven ignoramus ever elected to the presidency.