Kings & Queens & Prime Ministers
Every day that I've been a United States Senator, I've been either discussing issues [or] ... in Secret Meetings with Kings and Queens and Prime Ministers.-- Sen. Scott Brown (R-Mass.)
What I Learned in Secret Meetings
With Kings and Queens and Prime Ministers.
By Scott Brown, U.S. Senator
King Juan Carlos of Spain taught me how to kiss the ladies' hands:
CW: I once personally witnessed Juan Carlos kiss Hillary's hand. It was long ago and Juan Carlos was the Sexiest Man Alive.Speaking of hands, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia taught me how to hold hands with men:
Speaking of kisses, King Abdullah taught me how to do that, too:
Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain taught me that little royal wave that looks so appropriate when I wave at voters from my little red truck:
Prime Minister David Cameron taught me how to suck up to Rupert Murdoch:
Prime Minister Tony Blair taught me how to suck up to Rupert Murdoch:
Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher taught me how to suck up to Rupert Murdoch:
I really know how to suck up to Rupert Murdoch.