Trump's Answers to Hardest Citizenship Test Questions
The New York Times has published an interactive quiz covering the 10 hardest questions on the U.S. citizenship test, according to a 2011 study. A number of Reality Chex contributors have remarked that Donald Trump would flunk the test. I, Mrs. Bea McCrabbie, have learned that Trump did take the test Saturday while waiting for his caddy to move his ball out of a sand trap. Here's the guaranteed-authentic Trump Q&A.
1. How many amendments does the Constitution have?
None. It has 12 articles.
2. Which of these is something Benjamin Franklin is known for?
First head of the FAA and NASA. (Mrs. McC: answer cribbed from Akhilleus' quiz paper)
3. Who was president during World War I?
Andrew Jackson.
4. What statement correctly describes the “rule of law”?
When the President does it, it is not illegal.
5. Under the Constitution, which of these powers does not belong to the federal government?
None of the above. All powers vested in the POTUS.
6. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
Until the President writes an angry tweet about him.
7. Who is the Chief Justice of the United States now?
William P. Barr (until further notice).
8. The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
Not Applicable (N/A). Mitch McConnell buries every House bill.
9. The Federalist Papers supported the passage of the U.S. Constitution. Which of these men was not one of the authors?
Robert Mueller. NO COLLUSION!!! NO OBSTRUCTION!!!
10. When was the Constitution written?
Daily. The Constitution is what they call a living document. (Not many people know that.) The President rewrites the Constitution with tweets and executive orders.
Reader Comments (2)
Bea,
Did you write his responses to Mueller's questions too?
@unwashed: Yes, I did. I wrote the official, sworn answers that Trump signed under penalty of perjury. It was pretty easy. For the most part, I just had to type "I can't recall" once, then copy & paste it after each question. I did have to type a title at the top: "NO COLLUSION!!! NO OBSTRUCTION!!!"