Word of the Year (for the Turd of the Year)
By Akhilleus
Dictionary.com has come out with its word of the year. And no, it isn't "asshole", although that, along with "pernicious" and "dick" would have been perfectly fine choices. I'd have thought it would be "collusion", but no, it's "complicit", which describes the entire Trump clan and everyone on his execrable cabinet of clowns and confidence schemers.
Complicit: "'Choosing to be involved in an illegal or questionable act' and 'having partnership or involvement in wrongdoing.'"
That pretty much describes Trump World, don't it?
But if that word doesn't suit you, you can go here and try your hand at selecting a word to describe the little king hisself, apart from his milieu. But don't select "arrogant", "idiot", "orange", "asshole", or "president" (yeah, I know, no asterisk). They're the top vote getters, over 10,000 a piece.
Scroll down and you do run across some unusual, but accurate choices:
wazzock: (English, dialect) a foolish or annoying person
bunghole: self explanatory
flaccid: one of my favorites.
And hey, santorum got 16 votes!
Some are just odd: Tomato, prune, wax, lobster, mong? Baka? Dillhole? Enoch?
Two people suggested "word" which I suppose is a bit waggish since the exercise is called "trump in one word". Ha-ha, very clever, kids.
Only two picks for "jejune" which I found surprising.
"Cockgobbler" is in there (which I found not surprising--along with scads of similarly sexual turns of phrase).
"Mugabe" gets a knowing head nod.
Then there's "Pajero", which, I discovered, means 'He who fiddles with himself for sexual gratification'. Check.
"Turdburglar"? Why not?
Twelve selected "savy" which could mean they're not very savvy themselves. But at least they're all Confederate illiterates.
Several people suggested "antidisestablishmentarianism", which tells me they either wanted to show off their spelling chops or haven't read much in the way of 19th C English history.
Things get really interesting when you scroll down to the entries with a single submission.
Arrogantaur, asswipemotherfuckinpieceofrac (that's all that fit), tchump, FartBlossom, and Antechrist (he came before Christ?), onionhead, and Dick-Cheese. Ladyweoutof was good, as was colonscope and Dunderpate; but I liked the comprehensiveness of Omnibuffoon. One anatomically confused entry was VaginaBallsack. Covers the waterfront, I guess.
PIck out your own faves. Open the Thesaurus. It's hard to go wrong.
Reader Comments (1)
My mother used to call a vulgar comedian Filthy McNasty. Seems to fit this ninnyhammer of a Pres.