Worst Congressional Candidate Ever

Gail Collins reflects on some of the great moments in Campaign 2010.

The Constant Weader joins the game, trying to pick the "Worst Congressional Candidate Ever," but finds that the field of nominees is crowded this year.

There are the usual suspects, of course: Christine O'Donnell, Sharron Angle, Sharron Angle, Sharron Angle, Rand Paul -- and my favorite, Carl Paladino. Never mind his inauspicious bathroom breaks or even his condemnation of homosexuality. Patrick McGeenhan of the Times reports today that at about the same time Paladino was named Buffalonian of the Year, a court named him conservator of his elderly aunt's affairs. Her main asset was her modest home, which she owned outright. According to public records, under Carl's supposedly conservatorship,

Anna M. Paladino’s finances deteriorated along with her health, so much so that she became dependent on Medicaid.... Her house, her most cherished asset, was sold — first to Mr. Paladino’s son, and later, for no money down and much less than its appraised value, to the woman who would become Mr. Paladino’s mistress and bear a child by him.

A conservator has a fiduciary duty to his ward, & his dealings must be above reproach. Even an appearance of self-dealing can be unlawful. You decide if you think Carl Paladino met his legal obligation to his beloved aunt.

This was supposed to be the Year of the Republican Woman. Frankly, it looks as if it's pretty dangerous to get anywhere near some Republican men. And I don't just mean Rand Paul aides & Carl Paladino.

Some Republican men had trouble with dirty, sexy things. In Texas' 27th Congressional District Republican nominee Blake Farenthold got caught on camera wearing rubber-ducky jammies while holding on tight to a buxom young lady in less modest bedtime attire. Farenthold's opponent, Democratic incumbent Rep. Solomon Ortiz, ran this oppo ad:

... And who can forget young Ben Quayle, who days after intoning in an artsy (& ever-so-mockable) campaign ad that "Barack Obama is the worst President in history," and promising to go to Washington "and knock the hell out of the place," was outed as the author of sexy, self-aggrandizing stories on a Scottsdale Website. Here's Quayle's ad, along with Andy Cobb's terrific parody:

Down here in Florida, let's skip over the biggest fraudster in the history of Medicare who may soon be our new governor. After all, his $1.7 billion crime (but who's counting?) was nice, clean white-collar stuff. The Republican candidate for Florida's 25th District (Miami) is notable for a 2002 incident in which he allegedly rammed a delivery truck with his own car to stop the truck from delivering a political opponent's campaign literature. He's got some white-collar problems of his own, too. This is one House seat the Democrats think they might pick up.

For a bad moment during the campaign, Arizona's Jan Brewer had a super-embarrassing live meltdown in her opening statement in her one and only debate. I guess we should be thankful when a politician is at a complete loss for words:

...Later Brewer "explained" that she only participated in the debate to qualify for $1.7 millions in public funds for her campaign. I guess that meant she didn't need to prepare.

For another bad moment, you might want to go to Maine, where the Times reported,

Paul LePage, the Republican candidate for governor in Maine..., walked out of his own news conferenceAnn, got permanent-resident tax exemptions on homes in both Maine and Florida last year, a violation of tax law. Monday in Augusta after reporters asked whether his wife was a permanent state resident.... Later in the day, Mr. LePage was caught cursing on camera when a reporter asked whether his children had paid in-state tuition at a college in Florida. The questions stemmed from a report in the Kennebec Journal last week that Mr. LePage’s wife,

Barney Frank's opponent, Sean Bielat, didn't help his case any when he told the Boston Herald that gays are just like short people -- neither has a right to serve in the military. As the Herald's Edward Mason observed,

Hmm. ... On the other hand, vertically challenged people are not forced to pretend they’re tall, then drummed out once it’s discovered they’re short in spite of their service record.

Meanwhile, in Rhode Island, it's hard to say how much Democratic gubernatorial nominee Frank Caprio helped himself by saying, upon learning that President Obama would not make an endorsement in the contest, that the President could "take his endorsement and shove it."

But for the worst moment of this campaign season, I'd pick Texas Republican congressional candidate Stephen Broden who, the Dallas Morning News reported, said

he would not rule out violent overthrow of the government if elections did not produce a change in leadership. In a rambling exchange during a TV interview, Broden, a South Dallas pastor, said a violent uprising 'is not the first option,' but it is 'on the table.'

To name a few.